[ from here, in the middle of actually playing a card game! With cutesy "bless this nest" tablemats as a game board, a drawn scale, and a suspiciously similar to Echidna summoning bell that Yor has just rung to end her turn ]
[It is for sure just an Echidna bell. An Echidna could show up at any moment. But Stoat pays no attention to this. (Also, it has never actually tried ringing the bell. For all it knows this bell exists only to play card games.)]
I take one point of damage.
[Rolling the pencil to indicate the damage! And then going through its phase without explanation:
1. It draws 3 cards. 2. It plays a squirrel. 3. It discards the squirrel and plays a warren. 4. A new card appears in its hand LITERALLY OUT OF NOWHERE. It is a Rabbit. It plays the rabbit. 5. It discards both the warren and the rabbit to bring out a Hawk, which costs 2 blood, and is 3/1 and flying. It plays this in an empty lane that is not opposite the stoat. But it plays it in the furthest row—the "preview" row, of what it will be playing next turn.]
Remember that this isn't going to come onto the board until next turn, since I'm taking on different rules from you. You're going to want to find some way to counter this hawk before it appears.
[And it rings the bell again.]
No damage for you. Draw one card.
[If she does, she will draw an Adder—1/1, 2 blood, with Touch of Death.]
[ since Stoat played the warren just three seconds ago that is fresh enough in Yor's mind to try and copy. she draws a squirrel, sets it down, then puts the warren over it. ]
That's how it's supposed to work, right? I-I can't really move the stoat card over, can I?
[THIS IS BACKDATED AT THIS POINT but she gets a text from Wei Wuxian:
we tried searching around solitary confinement. unfortunately can't find a way in. there's another monster guarding the area. nothing your remote might work on either
some people's monsters are acting up as well, including mine. if any of your teammates have gaps in their memory that should be investigated.]
[he would actually send Lan Wangji over there but somehow...he doesn't think Lan Wangji will leave him...weird]
he's ok, no one's hurt
if you can move them over here he might be able to do something to soothe their monsters actually
but that's also gathering potential monsters in one place so i don't know if you want to take the risk. we don't know how they feel about each other when they're out either
is there anyone on your team you'd like us to look out for as well?
[ which he shouldn't, he should stay with his friend! who obviously needs him! ]
oh thank goodness
i dont know if i can
mr hunter is sleeping so much now and moving him
isn
t good
hes not stable
physICALly
most of his body is slime
and mr inuis monster doesnt like me.
[ Yor must have figured out punctuation just in time for that to seem unintentionally passive aggressive at how Juzo's dragon is kind of a haughty mean girl ]
she wouldnt listen anyway
[ Yor Forger is typing... Yor Forger is typing... Yor Forger is typing... Yor Forger is typing... Yor Forger is typing... ]
I cant ask you to look out for all of them
can i.
i'm giving mr. sholmes your protective painting
stoat and mr. naoya are trying to find any other place that the remote might work
[ Yor is typing, trying to find the question mark or exclamation, but needless to say there's some anxious energy on her end of the text despite the lack of punctuation ]
Day 53
Now what?
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I take one point of damage.
[Rolling the pencil to indicate the damage! And then going through its phase without explanation:
1. It draws 3 cards.
2. It plays a squirrel.
3. It discards the squirrel and plays a warren.
4. A new card appears in its hand LITERALLY OUT OF NOWHERE. It is a Rabbit. It plays the rabbit.
5. It discards both the warren and the rabbit to bring out a Hawk, which costs 2 blood, and is 3/1 and flying. It plays this in an empty lane that is not opposite the stoat. But it plays it in the furthest row—the "preview" row, of what it will be playing next turn.]
Remember that this isn't going to come onto the board until next turn, since I'm taking on different rules from you. You're going to want to find some way to counter this hawk before it appears.
[And it rings the bell again.]
No damage for you. Draw one card.
[If she does, she will draw an Adder—1/1, 2 blood, with Touch of Death.]
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That's how it's supposed to work, right? I-I can't really move the stoat card over, can I?
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anyway, he's grabbing that bell.]
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Hey! Give that back!!
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[day 59]
we tried searching around solitary confinement. unfortunately can't find a way in. there's another monster guarding the area. nothing your remote might work on either
some people's monsters are acting up as well, including mine. if any of your teammates have gaps in their memory that should be investigated.]
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Hes gone mr inuis monster says hes gone and its not solitary
[ very long pause because she was below average with a typewriter and this is so tiny and fragile ]
nobody said but mr hunter has been sick since he got here and mr harlock has been sleeping more
a
re you
okay
[ like her fingers not being quite steady when she's worried and hitting enter instead of space ]
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i'm so sorry
i think i'm ok but i'm stuck under a bunch of wards right now in case it comes out again
mine also said i was going while it took over? but...
sorry i don't know what to do
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the monster talked about farther farther fATHER
the warden
she was upset mr inuis monster not the warden
is your monster a mice one?
[ a long amount of typing with no response because maybe Yor finally found out how backspace worked ]
I dont know mine but i heard they are different
can i do anyhting
aNYTHING? to help
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it's not nice.
i know it's a lot to ask, but
if they take over for real
could you
[Wei Wuxian is typing...
Wei Wuxian is typing...
Wei Wuxian is typing...
Wei Wuxian is typing...
Wei Wuxian is typing...]
i'd be grateful if you could keep an eye out for my sister's safety
but please prioritize yours first. if a third of Phoenix is having problems then that's worse
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OF COURSE I WILL
[ then the regular typing speed (for her) ]
is mr lan wangji okay
i know he wont let either of you be hurt
and he is so cultivated
[ okay so maybe using cultivation in verb form is a little slang-sounding but hopefully her intent and admiration is there ]
i will do anything i can to help your sister
i dont know what i can do bUT I WILL!
all i can do for mr hunter and mr harlock now is help them rest
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he's ok, no one's hurt
if you can move them over here he might be able to do something to soothe their monsters actually
but that's also gathering potential monsters in one place so i don't know if you want to take the risk. we don't know how they feel about each other when they're out either
is there anyone on your team you'd like us to look out for as well?
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oh thank goodness
i dont know if i can
mr hunter is sleeping so much now and moving him
isn
t good
hes not stable
physICALly
most of his body is slime
and mr inuis monster doesnt like me.
[ Yor must have figured out punctuation just in time for that to seem unintentionally passive aggressive at how Juzo's dragon is kind of a haughty mean girl ]
she wouldnt listen anyway
[ Yor Forger is typing...
Yor Forger is typing...
Yor Forger is typing...
Yor Forger is typing...
Yor Forger is typing... ]
I cant ask you to look out for all of them
can i.
i'm giving mr. sholmes your protective painting
stoat and mr. naoya are trying to find any other place that the remote might work
if they find anything i will come
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[ Yor is typing, trying to find the question mark or exclamation, but needless to say there's some anxious energy on her end of the text despite the lack of punctuation ]
but urs isnt ready yet
it hasnt died
died
DRIED
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Are you killing my gift
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it may be a little red
but that was an acciDENTT
from conductor Jolly
Jo
Joltiks gift
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It is for the task but all the same. You are a friend, so I want you to get one.
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and not even nervous
[ Yor is typing, typing... ]
a little nervous
but NOT THE BAD KIND conductor Joltik
I hope you both like it and the other present too
but I dont know what it is myself
its wrapped very pretty though
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I can only hope that yours is good as well
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